YOUR PROFILE
NEEDS WORK
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No sugar coating. Just the truth.
HOW IT WORKS
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Drop your Instagram, Twitter, or LinkedIn profile link. We'll analyze everything.
AI Analysis
Our AI tears apart your bio, photos, and content. Nothing is safe.
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THE GLOW-UP PACKAGE
Full Profile Roast
Complete breakdown of what's wrong
Actionable Improvements
Specific steps to fix your profile
Content Strategy
What to post (and what to delete)
30-Day Follow-Up
Track your glow-up progress
SEE A GLOW-UP IN ACTION
Real examples of how our Glow-Up package transforms profiles from cringe to credible.
EXAMPLE: TECH CEO PROFILE
Before & After Analysis
Headline:
"CEO of SpaceX, Tesla, Twitter. Engineer, inventor, entrepreneur."
About:
"Working on electric vehicles, rockets, and sustainable energy. Building the future."
Headline:
"Making life multiplanetary | Accelerating sustainable energy | Meme connoisseur"
About:
"Building rockets to Mars, electric cars for Earth, and occasionally breaking the internet. If you think it's impossible, that's exactly why I'm doing it."
EXAMPLE: FOUNDER PROFILE
Before & After Analysis
Headline:
"Founder & CEO at Meta. Building the metaverse."
About:
"Founded Facebook in 2004. Now building virtual reality and augmented reality experiences."
Headline:
"Connecting billions | Building the next computing platform | Amateur MMA fighter"
About:
"Started in a dorm room, now connecting 3+ billion people. Currently building AI and mixed reality that'll make smartphones look ancient. Also learning Jiu-Jitsu because why not."
LINKEDIN AUTHORITY TIPS
Stop making the same mistakes everyone else makes. These tips will transform your LinkedIn presence.
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Headline Formulas That Actually Work
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Building Authority: The 30-Day Game Plan
Authority isn't built overnight, but 30 days of consistent action can transform your presence...
Content That Converts (Not Just Gets Likes)
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Profile Photo Psychology: What Works
Your profile photo is your first impression. Here's what the data says works...
The DM Strategy That Doesn't Feel Slimy
Most LinkedIn DMs are garbage. Here's how to network without being that person...
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REAL ROASTS
"Your bio says 'entrepreneur' but your last post was a gym selfie from 2019. Pick a lane. Also, that profile pic needs to go - we can see the Snapchat filter."
"11 different fonts in your bio? This isn't a ransom note. Your aesthetic is 'Microsoft Word discovered emojis.' Simplify or suffer."
"LinkedIn says 'Full Stack Developer' but your GitHub has 3 forks and 0 original repos. Your stack is more like a house of cards."
"You have 47 followers but 'Influencer' in your bio. The only thing you're influencing is your mom's decision to get off social media."
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THE TRUTH?
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